Harry's New Pets: an omake
A Harry Potter fanfic by Andrew yclept Aelfwine

The characters and situations of the Harry Potter series are copyright J.K. Rowling. They may not be used or reproduced commercially without permission. The use of these characters and situations is not to be construed as challenge to said copyright. They are merely borrowed for this work of non-commercial fanfiction, from which the author derives no financial benefit.

First Year AU. Harry/Hermione/Fleur/Luna/Ginny. No sexual activity yet, as they're too young, but heaps of romance.

This started out as an omake for Rorschach's Blot's fic Pet Compartment, but swiftly spiralled out of control.

Many thanks to Rorschach's Blot for the inspiration, as well as permission to write this.
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This is an omake, rather than a replacement or a continuation of the previously posted chapters. I'm sorry I've not been able to be more productive--for some reason I've just been blocked as to how to write the next bits.

Any road, this deviates from the "real story" after Luna becomes a member of the party, but before they leave the Leaky Cauldron. So... on with the fic.

ETA: It's a bit shorter than I thought--7,000 words, approximately. I was getting it backwards with the YAVNC when I said it was ca. 10K words.
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I wrote these for Crys' "1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort" challenge at fanficauthors.net. Thought I'd go ahead and post them here, also.

( ...Was only half of the power the Dark Lord knew not... )
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The Bundling Charm
A Harry Potter fanfic
By Andrew yclept Aelfwine

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The characters and situations of the Harry Potter series are copyright J.K. Rowling. They may not be used or reproduced commercially without permission. The use of these characters and situations is not to be construed as challenge to said copyright. They are merely borrowed for this work of non-commercial fanfiction, from which the author derives no financial benefit.
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So, this is a piece of gratuitously sappy fanfic I've had sitting on my hard drive for years and finally managed to sort of finish. Figured I might as well do something with it, so here it is.

Alternate Universe warning. Femmeslash warning. Het warning. Poly warning. Sap warning. Strange Wizarding Customs warning. Weasley Clock warning. Weasley Jumper warning. Yours truly warning. Present tense warning.

Harry/Hermione/Ginny/Luna; hints of Séamus/Dean and Ron/Parvati/Lavender
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John Carter of Hogwarts
A Harry Potter fanfic
By Andrew yclept Aelfwine

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The characters and situations of the Harry Potter series are copyright J.K. Rowling. The characters and situations of the Barsoom series are copywright E.R. Burroughs. They may not be used or reproduced commercially without permission. The use of these characters and situations is not to be construed as challenge to said copyright. They are merely borrowed for this work of non-commercial fanfiction, from which the author derives no financial benefit.
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Warnings: Alternate Universe. Gratuitous silliness. Parodic elements. Comedic violence. Firearms. Polyamoury. Heterosexuality. Homosexuality. Bisexuality. References to nudity, BDSM, and very grotesquely bad novels written by dirty-minded sexist gits of philosophy professors. Yours Truly.
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John Carter of Hogwarts
A Harry Potter fanfic
By Andrew yclept Aelfwine
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The characters and situations of the Harry Potter series are copyright J.K. Rowling. The characters and situations of the Barsoom series are copywright E.R. Burroughs. They may not be used or reproduced commercially without permission. The use of these characters and situations is not to be construed as challenge to said copyright. They are merely borrowed for this work of non-commercial fanfiction, from which the author derives no financial benefit.
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Warnings: Gratuitous silliness. Parodic elements. Comedic violence. Polyamoury. Heterosexuality. Homosexuality. Bisexuality. References to nudity, BDSM, and very bad novels. Yours Truly.
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Harry's Army
an Harry Potter fanfiction
by Andrew yclept Aelfwine

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The characters and situations of the Harry Potter series are
copyright J.K. Rowling. The characters and situations of the
Draka series are copyright S.M. Stirling. They may not be
used or reproduced commercially without permission. The use of
these characters and situations is not to be construed as
challenge to said copyright. They are merely borrowed for this
work of non-commercial fanfiction, from which the author
derives no financial benefit.

Warnings: Gratuitous silliness. Out-of-characterness.
Extreme parodic elements. Polyamoury. Femmeslash. Heterosexuality.
Suggestive elements. Cute, cuddly, and misunderstood Draka.
Yours Truly.

Pairings/Triplings/Insert-number-here-ings:
Ginny/Hermione/Luna. Ginny/Hermione/Luna/Millicent.
Ginny/Hermione/Luna/Millicent/Gwendolyn Ingolfsson/Winifred
Makers. Future
Harry/Ginny/Hermione/Luna/Millicent/Gwen/Winnie/?+ implied.
Past Harry/Ginny implied. Past Hermione/Ron implied. Past
Pansy/Millicent implied. Pansy/Draco implied. Elvis/Nixon implied.

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Hendrie Patter an the Mental Worm

An Harry Potter Fanfiction by
Andrew Aelfwine

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Pairings: Ron/Draco, Harry/Hermione/Ginny/Luna
Warnings: silliness, parody, polyamoury, femmeslash, boyslash, Scots (Lallans), Thestrals, violence against legless reptiles, Yours Truly
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"Severus Snape and the Accursed Nephew"
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Episode 25, Harry Potter: The Animated Series
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An Harry Potter fanfiction
By Andrew yclept Aelfwine
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Characters and situations of the Harry Potter series belong to J.K. Rowling, and are merely borrowed for this non-commercial fanfic.
Dennis the Menace (fortunately) isn't mine, either.
One proverb borrowed from Robert Rankin's Raiders of the Lost Car Park, which everyone ought to read who can get their hands on a copy.
Another quote taken from Mel Brooks' classic Spaceballs.
This fic fully Law of Fives compliant. fnord
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Warnings: Gratuitous silliness. Out-of-characterness. Fourth-wall violations. Parodic elements. Polyamoury. Femmeslash. Boyslash. Suggestive elements. Song parody. Yours Truly. References to Tom Marvolo Riddle, Lord Voldemort, by the nicknames "Voldie" and "Tommykins". Gamer!Draco. Fangirl!Ginny. Stoner!Dumbledore. Pervert!NearlyEveryone.

Pairings/Triplings/Insert-Number-Here-ings: Draco/Blaise/Pansy/Millicent; Harry/Hermione/Ginny/Luna; Harry/Hermione/Ginny/Luna/Lavender/Parvati (in the omake only); Ron/Padma; Snape/McGonagall; hints of Snape/McGonagall/Sprout (in the omake only); George Washington/Martha Washington/Marquis de Lafayette; Elvis/Nixon
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ETA: Format fixed: 1 AM EDT, 4 August 2005
ETA:Thanks to azurelunatic for the lovely fanart, and the improved name for Draco's favourite RPG.
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